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Face On Body Pro v2.4 Full

Install Notes:

Unpack and install
Use patch and apply!
Enjoy!!

Tested and Working!!

Description:

If you’ve ever dreamed of mingling with movie stars, rubbing elbows with world leaders, or having your face on body immortalized on the side of a mountain, Zeallsoft face on body can make it happen.

This totally fun and simple fantasy picture program lets you create hilarious fantasy pictures featuring the faces of you and your friends. joke prank comes packed with more than 150 cool background templates to get you started and includes tools for creating your own custom humor gallery from scanned magazine covers or downloaded celebrity snapshots. Its key features include the ability to insert yourself (or a friend) into almost any digital joke pics and include funny captions, quotes, and titles, and the ability to create greeting cards and gag gifts. fantasy foto comes with tons of funny background templates, and you can capture directly into templates via live video.

Face on body program – ItÂ’s just plain fun! Try the coolest face on body synthesizing software today and see the magic with your own eyes! face on body is a fun software that allows you to create professional looking image blending effects. You can insert faces into provided fantasy fotos, put your kid fotos on a dollar bill, make James Bond look like your sister, put grandma in a space suite and much more. The joke album provides a large collection of ready-to-use templates, and you can also easily create your own from any photo. fantasy face does not require any graphical expertise, as it offers a step-by-step interface and easy to use controls to adjust the inserted image so that it matches the template in size, position and color. If you want to create funny body of your loved ones and yours, then you should try funny pictures. With this fun fotos software you can have lots of fun creating fun photos. joke body supports most image formats including BMP, JPEG, TIFF, PNG, GIF,ItÂ’s a valuable and sophisticated toy for personal entertainment.

Put your face on body or your friends and family into movie poster, famous people, face on body, animal and hundreds more. Add animation, funny quotes, speech bubbles (callouts), sound effects, voice and background music. Packed with over 200+ ready to use templates and music. Publish and share the resulting show into your joke photos, send via email, burn into CD, print, create screensaver and wallpaper for others to enjoy. You can create your own humor gallery template from any digital photo and share it with others online.

FaceOnBody Pro is the only software in the universe designed specifically to put any face on any body. With any Windows-based system, you can transport the faces of your friends, classmates and co-workers to the most glamorous, sexy, seedy, hilarious places you can imagine. All you need is your digital photos and a little imagination. FaceOnBody Pro does the rest. FaceOnBody Pro lets you take your digital photographs to a whole new level. FaceOnBody Pro is the absolute easiest way to transform all those digital photos of friends and family into truly hilarious images you can share.

System Requirements:
• Windows 98, 2000, ME or XP
• Pentium processor with 32 MB of RAM
• 20 MB free hard disk space

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Autodesk Maya 2008 Unlimited
$4,995 App

Award-winning Autodesk® Maya® software is a powerful, integrated 3D modeling, animation, effects, and rendering solution. Because Maya is based on an open architecture, all your work can be scripted or programmed using a well-documented and comprehensive API (application programming interface), or one of two embedded scripting languages. This, combined with an industry-leading suite of 3D tools, means Maya enables you to realize your creative ideas.

The ultimate version of Maya® software—Autodesk Maya Unlimited—is the choice of digital artists who are looking to make their 3D projects stand out. Maya Unlimited includes all the functionality found in Autodesk Maya Complete and provides professional artists and animators with additional industry-leading innovations such as Maya Fluid Effects, Maya nCloth, Maya Hair, Maya Fur, and Maya Live for the creation of superior digital content.

Autodesk Maya Unlimited contains everything in Autodesk Maya Complete, plus:

Maya Fluid Effects
Simulate and render a huge variety of atmospheric, pyrotechnic, viscous liquid, and open ocean effects. Maya Fluid Effects overcomes one of the greatest barriers in computer animation.

Maya Fur
Easily create realistic fur, short hair, wool and grass on NURBS, subdivision surfaces, or polygonal models. Incredibly realistic styling and rendering of short hair and fur, with Maya Artisan Brush Interface for painting fur attributes.

Maya nCloth
As the first Maya module built on the Autodesk new Nucleus technology, Maya nCloth functionality lets you quickly direct and control cloth and other material simulations in entirely new ways. Maya nCloth objects can be as stiff, viscous, or flowing, and as tightly or loosely woven as you desire. Rapidly create cloth-on-cloth simulations—such as a shirt over pants—with believable influences and collisions. Bend, stretch, shear, dent, or even tear your Maya nCloth fabrics with ease. Beyond cloth, Maya nCloth lets you create deformable plastic and metal simulations, inflatable objects, as well as rigid-body and fluidic-type effects.

Maya Live
Combine 2D live-action with 3D elements. Maya Live provides greater flexibility, a fast-integrated 2D Tracker, and an interactive Root Frame Solver. Maya Live also allows you to reconstruct live-action elements as 3D geometry as well as output to external applications.

Maya Hair
Create, style, and render fully dynamic long hair on NURBS or polygon objects. Make any NURBS curve dynamic for use in advanced character rigging and effects. Maya Hair can also be used to create a wide range of nonhair effects.

Download Maya 2008 Unlimited Full DVD ISO+ KeyGen (Highly Compressed using PowerISO):

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dvanced System Optimizer is a system tweaking suite that includes more than 30 tools to improve and tweak your PC`s performance, to keep your system running smoothly, speedily, and error free.

It offers an attractive and easy to use interface that organizes all tasks into categories and provides graphical statistics whenever possible. The tools include junk file cleaner, memory optimizer, system information, system files backup, file encryption, safe uninstaller, duplicate file finder, windows transparency manager and much more. Advanced System Optimizer also includes a small SMTP server for direct mail sending, an Internet tracks eraser with cookie manager and secure deletion, and even a desktop sticky notes application. Overall, a great bundle that offers a wide range of system tools, as well as some extras that are not commonly found.

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Mac Office 2008 SP2 12.2.4 | 877 MB
Office 2008 is a suite of products that allow you to create fantastic looking documents-from dynamic presentations to stunning reports and engaging communications.

It includes:
Word
Excel
PowerPoint
Entourage
Microsoft Server Exchange Support
Automator Actions for Workflows in Office

Compatibility is Essential
No one likes being caught off guard, especially when the pressure’s on. That’s why it’s vital that shared documents, presentations, and spreadsheets open as they were designed—regardless of the computer or operating system. With Office 2008 for Mac, you can feel confident in your compatibility.

The Advantages :
Microsoft Office for Mac and Windows share the same file format and graphics engine.
Both feature SmartArt®, compatible graphics templates for compelling charts and diagrams.
Office 2008 for Mac is forward, backward, and cross-platform compatible.
No importing or exporting file formats, just easy compatibility.

Power to the People
Most Mac users prefer more power to less power—even if it means paying more to have the tools they need, when they need them. Office 2008 for Mac is the most powerful productivity suite available for the Mac. It delivers everything for both basic and power users in one comprehensive package.

The Advantages :
Microsoft Excel 2008 is the most powerful spreadsheet for a Mac, period. No other spreadsheet for the Mac delivers the power of Microsoft Office
Create high quality documents and presentations with Microsoft Word 2008.
Professionally produced templates and clip art for newsletters, presentations, and more.
Enterprise class Exchange clients, Entourage and Entourage Web Services Edition

Go With What You Know
With 500 million users worldwide, Microsoft Office is the de facto productivity suite—for both PCs and Macs. In fact, more than three-fourths of all Macs already run a version of Office for Mac. Since you probably already know Office, why waste time and money learning new software?

The Advantages :
Limitless creativity within familiar applications—Word, Excel, PowerPoint.
By using Office 2008 for Mac, younger users develop professional skills.
Ideal for home and office use, especially if you use at Mac at home and a PC at work.

System Requirements :
• A Mac computer with an Intel, PowerPC G5, or PowerPC G4 ( 500MHz or faster ) processor
• Mac OS X version 10.4.9 or later
• 512 MB of RAM or more
• 2.3 GB of available hard disk space
• HFS+ hard disk format (also known as Mac OS Extended or HFS Plus) To determine the format of your hard-disk, click the Apple menu > About this Mac > More Info.
• DVD drive or connection to a local area network (if installing over a network)
• 1024 x 768 or higher resolution monitor

Download Links for Mac Office 2008 SP2 12.2.4 Volume License:

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Nero Gold Edition: Software & Template (2010/ENG/RUS)

We present our assembly Nero Gold.Danny product contains a stable working version of the software Nero, additional templates for the different versions and the latest updates to the software product Nero 9.

Year: 2010
Version: Other
Developer: Nero
Platform: Windows All
Language:
Medicine: Present (Nero 8 is not required)
Size: 1.5 GB

Contents:
Nero 9.4.26.0
Nero 8.3.2.1 Ultra Edition
Nero 7.10.1.0
Nero 9.4.26.0b update (the latest update for Nero 9)
Nero 9 Templates Pack
Nero 8 Templates Plus HD & DVD
Nero 7 content pack

Nero 9.4.26.0
Nero 9 – a set of software digital media and home entertainment center next generation, which enjoys the greatest confidence in the world. It features new cutting-edge functionality that makes enjoying digital media content simple.
This easy-to-use yet powerful multimedia suite, gives you the freedom to create, read, copy, burn, edit, share and upload online. Whatever it was – music, video, photo, and data – enjoy and share with family and friends anytime, anywhere.

Installation and Licensing:
1) Remove prog General-CleanTool_2_2_0_37 all products installed NERO
2) Install the program with built-Trial seriynikom.
Since the action of the trial ended with a key, I suggest the following:
when prompted key in the installation, run crack, put it all the checkboxes, select the product Nero 9, the license select undesclosed and click RE-detect Nero. In the box serial will be key – copy and paste it in the Setup window. After the appearance of a green check mark in the installation, close the crack and install NERO
3) After installation run the crack from BetaMaster – on behalf of the administrator.
4) In keygens click on the button “Add to whitelist” (Add to white list), they must also be checked “Auto-registration seriynika” (Auto register serial).
5) We perform the operation № 4 with all the keys in the keygens.
6) Run the Nero Control Center and look – we added a key.
If you did not work – repeat.

Important:
When adding a key component of any Nero should not be running.
If you turn up window for registration on the site for news, you can to register, and when you first received news unsubscribe.

Most importantly:
Keygen antivirus detected as a virus, but viruses in the archive there.
If there are no keygens downloaded files, then look in the quarantine antivirus, recover there and add to the exceptions.

Nero 8.3.2.1 Ultra Edition
The program has already been registered + All plugins! Nero to date one of the most popular, functional and multi-tasking package for a prog-pi-si on the CD-R, CD-RW and a disk. Nero 8 – a multifunctional set of tools for working with data, music or sound, photographs, television and video. Nero 8.3 gives the ability juzat most models of drives, with the recording as an audio-CD, and “computer” drives, including boot, as well as video (formats Video CD and Super Video CD) and DVD. Nero can write simultaneously in several drive, as is possible potrekovaya record and copy a CD, available modified MP3 and WMA file whose name ends in audio tracks, a built-in audio filters, and WAV-editor boot disk can record both the floppy and hard disk. Also, in Nero 8 has the ability to cover the creation of the CD. Nero 8 combines nearly 20 programs. The package is available progi to control your TV and computer, backup and recovery, Strong Search media content, as well as support for the latest video formats Blu-Ray and HD-DVD.

This version of Nero is optimized to work with Windows Vista and Seven. One of the differences from previous versions is a fresh user interface that simplifies access to the components of the package. Other features of this release may be noted directly uploads videos to sites such as Youtube and Myspace. Another – more opportunities for the si-pi-CD, DVD, Blu-ray and HD DVD.

Description of possible problems during installation:
1. Do not update Windows (older versions of DirectX, Msiexec.exe).
2. Inconsistency in the system requirements.
3. Not enough free space on your hard drive (preferably 3 gigabytes).
4. Littered registry.
5. Do not correct and not complete removal of old versions of Nero.
6. After removing the old versions of Nero did not cleaned the registry and manually removed from the system directories remnants of previous installations.
7. A man is not held before the end of decompression in the temp folder – in his words – the reason for dispersing the computer.

Nero 7.10.1.0
The product represents a powerful set of programs to work with media files, although many users viewed only as a program for recording CD / DVD (without any exaggeration – the best).
Expanding opportunities: CD recording and DVD of any type, the creation of DVD Video discs (including menus), editing digital photos, audio editing, edit video, play audio, video and TV; backup, creating covers and labels for CDs and more another.

Features:
-Ability to record Blu-Ray & HD-DVD
Updated, many plug-ins and software
-Added new plugins
-Many bug fixes
-Updated kernel
-Optimized for Windows Vista (7 film)

Nero 9.4.26.0b update
Latest update for Nero 9.Prosto run installer will do everything himself.

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Magix Ringtone Maker 3.1.0.3

MAGIX Mobile Photo Suite is a powerful management and editing tool for your mobile’s photos.

Features:

* Full MP3 songs on your mobile phone
* Logo & Fun Generator
* Send ringtone for free via WAP link
* Animated pictures for your mobile phone
* Send ringtones via email
* MAGIX SmartLook with device manager
* Over 450 ringtones and over 200 videos, photos, and logos included!
* MAGIX Online Album
* MAGIX Community
* MAGIX Blog Service
* MAGIX Mobile Music Player including AudioID mobile

“NEW!” Full MP3 songs on your mobile phone

Music to go! Music was never as mobile as it is today. With MAGIX Ringtone Maker 3, transferring complete MP3s or your favorite tunes from your hard disk or CD to mobile phones becomes child’s play, making it possible to listen to them when jogging, in the yard, while traveling, or when simply relaxing.

“NEW!” Logo & Fun Generator

A funny personal message! Create unique & funny logos with your own pictures, transfer them to your mobile phone and then send to your family and friends as a multimedia message. You’ll get great laughs!

“NEW!” Send ringtone for free via WAP link

Arm yourself with WAP! With Ringtone Maker 3 you have all options open. Send your new ringtone or one of your songs to friends or family members via a WAP-generated weblink for free. The link stays active for three days and can be accessed from everywhere in the world where Internet is available

“NEW!” Animated pictures for your mobile phone

…it’s moving! Animated logos and backgrounds – so-called animated GIF files – quicken the mobile heartbeat. You can create animations yourself from graphics and videos. Of course, you can also use the animations already included. Get you friends and family – or even yourself – excited.

“BETTER!” Send ringtones via email

It’s ringing … in your inbox! With MAGIX Ringtone Maker 3 you yourself make your inbox ring. Send ringtones to friends and acquaintances straight from the program via email. Of course, you can also send entire MP3s, photos or videos.

“BETTER!” MAGIX SmartLook with device manager

Personalized and quick! The easy-to-manage workflows of MAGIX SmartLook enable the transfer of sounds in record time. Simple, intuitive handling in three steps: Select medium, edit and finally transfer it all. The individually configurable device manager assists the transfer and provides presets for numerous mobile phones.

“MORE!” Over 450 ringtones and over 200 videos, photos, and logos included!

Fat beats! Check out the polyphonic or Real Music ringtones that come supplied, as well as the fun sounds, videos and photos for creating your own ringtone.

“NEW!” MAGIX Online Album

Manage & present your photos online. It doesn’t get online any faster than this: Pictures from your PC or mobile to your own MAGIX Online Album in seconds. Simply upload photos, select design templates, add text and music, and you’re done! Your multimedia photo album is now ready to roll.

Size : 45 MB

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Advanced System Optimizer v3.0.635.4754

For the best PC system utilities suite, you canÂ’t go wrong with Advanced System Optimizer from Systweak it is the perfect all-in-one PC optimization software. Advanced System Optimizer is a comprehensive suite with all the right tools to improve your computer speed and performance.

Advanced System Optimizer Standout Features

* File encryption
* One-click optimization
* Perfect for both beginners and advanced users
* Recover “deleted” files
* Permanently delete files

DOWNLOAD LINK

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Red Giant Magic Bullet Suite 2009

Magic Bullet Suite 2009 contains:

* Magic Colorista 1.0 (for Adobe After effects)

* Magic Bullet Frames 1.0 (for Adobe After Effects & Adobe Premiere Pro)

* Magic Bullet Instant HD 1.1 (for Adobe After Effects & Adobe Premiere Pro)

* Magic Bullet Looks 1.2 ( for Adobe After Effects & Adobe Premiere Pro, Avid AVX, Sony Vegas, and as a stand alone program)

* Magic Bullet Mojo 1.0 (for Adobe After Effects & Adobe Premiere Pro, Avid AVX, Sony Vegas)

* Magic Bullet Steady 1.1 ( for Adobe After Effects)

=> All programs including keygen or serials!

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Applications : Windows : English
Concept draw office (version 8). This is very similar to microsoft visio. Details from the website: http://www.conceptdraw.com/en. ConceptDraw Office is a powerful business productivity software suite. As the only integrated business solution on the market that supports the management of projects, ConceptDraw Office walks you through the first stage of brainstorming ideas, to the successful completion of a project. The powerful software integration of ConceptDraw Office provides superior process management capabilities.

Rapidshare link:

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Lynda.com – Complete Microsoft Office Training 2007

Lynda.com – Access 2007 Essential Training:

David Rivers “Lynda.com – Access 2007 Essential Training”
10/10/2007 | Duration: 5:27 Hours | Lynda.com | English | ISO | 310 MB
From using predefined Access 2007 database applications to building them from scratch, Access 2007 Essential Training covers each step of understanding, creating, and modifying databases for custom business purposes. Instructor David Rivers shows even the most database-challenged how to utilize this powerful software for creating reports and charts, as well as for business record keeping and analysis. Exercise files accompany the tutorials.

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